Tim Vine: The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book


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The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.

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Author: Tim Vine
Number of Pages: 320 pages
Published Date: 05 Oct 2010
Publisher: Cornerstone
Publication Country: London, United Kingdom
Language: English
ISBN: 9781846058271
Download Link: Click Here
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